SEASON 3 · SAME TEN GUYS · ONE GROUP TEXT

THE UNDERCARD

Your league has a second season.

SAME 10 GUYS · SAME YAHOO · NEW BLOOD SPORT

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A lone football helmet left on the field under the lights

By November, half this league is dead.

Not this year.

Running back breaking free during a night game

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The Board

LOSERS CAN WIN. POINTS EVERY WEEK. QUIT AND SINK.
THE UNDERCARD · SEASON BOARD WK 10 · LIVE
1Kittle Corn625
Two wins. Never missed a week.
2Puka Shell Necklace600
3Stroud Boys550
4Bijan Mustard500
5Hurts Donut475
6Breece Mode450
7Amon-Ra’s Anonymous400
8Fields of Dreams375
9Lamarvelous350
10The Chubb Club200
SCORED BY THE SYSTEM, STRAIGHT OFF YAHOO · NOBODY TYPES IN POINTS

Your Sunday still counts. We just pay out more of it.

Win your game+50
Play the week’s challenge+25
Win the challenge+50
Sit out0
Upset of the week+25

Worst record beats best record. Instant legend.

Tough loss of the week+25

Highest score that still lost. We saw you.

The board watches every game. Bonuses find you.

WINNER PICKS HIS DRAFT SLOT.

A football held at the hip in the dark

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Five bucks in.
Winner takes it.
New game every week.

This week’s gameWK 11 · OPEN
PICK YOUR TOP 3 PLAYERS · MOST POINTS TAKES THE POT
P1CeeDee LambWR · DAL
P2Saquon BarkleyRB · PHI
P3Travis KelceTE · KC
Lock it in · $5

LOCKS AT SUNDAY KICKOFF · 5 OF 10 IN SO FAR

WK 9 RESULT · 3 KICKERS PAID
1
Stroud BoysTAKES $35
AUBREY · BUTKER · BOSWELL
35.4
2
Hurts Donut
TUCKER · DICKER · FAIRBAIRN
31.2
3
Breece Mode
BATES · KOO · MCPHERSON
24.8
SEVEN GUYS IN AT $5 EACH · WINNER TAKES $35 · LOSERS PAY HIM DIRECT

Same five bucks. Same pot. The question changes.

WK 9PAID
3 Kickers

Highest combined kicker points.

WK 12UP NEXT
Worst QB wins

Lowest scoring starting QB takes it.

WK 13SOON
Bleeder

Pick the D that gives up the most.

WK 14SOON
Brick Wall

Pick the D that gives up the fewest.

WK ??SEALED
???

Commish’s choice. Could be anything.

A goal line pile with the ball carrier fighting over the top

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Call your shot.

Bet your matchup. Wings, cash, his team name for a week. The book keeps score.

BET SLIP · 014 AWAITING ACCEPT
Hurts Donut CALLS OUT Breece Mode

THE BET

Week 11 head-to-head. My starters outscore yours.

THE STAKE

Winner renames the loser’s team until week 14.

Accept Decline
YOUR LEDGER · STROUD BOYS SEASON OPEN

OWED TO YOU

Kittle Corn$5 · WK 9 POTPAID
Fields of Dreams$5 · WK 9 POTPAID
Puka Shell Necklace$5 · WK 9 POTPAID
Hurts Donut$5 · WK 9 POTOWES
Breece Mode$5 · WK 9 POTOWES
Lamarvelous$5 · WK 9 POTOWES

YOU OWE

Bijan MustardWINGS · WK 8 BETOWES
STILL COMING TO YOU: $15
HE SAYS HE PAID? · ONLY YOU CAN MARK IT PAID

YOU MAKE THE FIGHTS

A player pulled into the smoke before the fight

WEEKLY CONSEQUENCE · WEEKS 5 THRU 8 · 4 TEAMS IN

Kicker + D
Duel

Winner eats free. Loser drops both.

ANYONE CAN POST A CHALLENGE COMMISH APPROVES YOU OPT IN LOSE AND PAY UP THAT WEEK

SEASON PUNISHMENT

A football sitting on the fifty yard line

LAST ON THE BOARD · NO APPEALS

League loser
golfs 18.

In a dress. League’s choice.

Sit out, get nothing.
Sit out all season, get caught.

Two teams meeting at midfield at dusk

ZERO HOMEWORK

Every Monday we meet at the 50.

The recap hits the chat.

The board is one link away.

YAHOO STAYS YAHOO · MAIN POT AND STANDINGS UNTOUCHED

Points are system-generated only. No human mints points. The board reads the data and the data does not care about your feelings.

All stakes settle person to person. The Undercard is a scorekeeping ledger between friends. It holds no money, moves no money, and settles nothing.

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IN?

Say so in the chat.

SEASON 3 KICKS OFF THIS SEPTEMBER · THE BOARD GOES LIVE WEEK 2